Carolina Beach was an absolute paradise! The water was like a warm hug, the sand was cleaner than your conscience after a confession, and the crowds were as scarce as a needle in a haystack. To top it off, there was a quaint little beachside restaurant that served up empanadas, sodas, and booze - everything you need for a perfect day in the sun. The only downside was the steep price tag for renting an umbrella and chair, but hey, you can't put a price on comfort, right? And let's not forget about the parking fee, which was about as forgettable as your ex's birthday. Despite these minor inconveniences, I would definitely make a return trip to this slice of heaven.