If you're looking for a fun day out at the beach, this one might not be for you. The road to get there is so rough you'll feel like you're on a rollercoaster, and once you finally arrive, you'll have to pay a pretty penny just to park your car. But don't worry, if you can't find a free umbrella to shield you from the sun, the waiters will be happy to offer you one for a small fortune. And if you're lucky, they might even guide you to the water with it! Just be prepared for some big waves that even the most experienced swimmers might struggle with. But hey, at least you'll have a front row seat to watch them from. And don't forget to bring your own shower because there won't be any here. As for the restaurant, let's just say it's more like a village in Africa than a beachfront hotspot.