This beach is just another overhyped tourist trap. Sure, there are plenty of options for all kinds of tourists, but let's be real, the calmest ones are the only ones worth considering. And as for the "clearest water," I've seen clearer water in my bathtub. If you're looking for a way to escape the drunken hordes, I guess you could rent the Volta a Ilha boat ride. But don't expect anything too exciting - it's just a way to get to some less crowded pools. Overall, this beach is just another overrated destination that's not worth the hype.