Ah, yes, the beautiful beach with its free sun beds and umbrellas. Don't be fooled by the allure of this seemingly perfect paradise. Sure, you can lounge on a sun bed and soak up the sun's rays, but only if you're willing to wake up at the crack of dawn and claim your spot before the vultures swoop in and steal them all.
And let's not forget about the crowds. Everyone and their mother seems to flock to this beach, turning it into a chaotic mess of sunscreen and sand. Good luck finding a peaceful spot to relax and unwind.
But hey, at least it's free, right? Just be prepared to sacrifice your sanity and serenity for a few hours of mediocre beach time.