Ah, the beach. A place where you can enjoy the sun, sand, and the company of hundreds of strangers. The accommodations nearby seem to be stuck in a perpetual state of off-season, with the restaurants and overall vibe of the beach reflecting the same sentiment. And don't even get me started on the water quality - let's just say you wouldn't want to drink from it. To make matters worse, there are stray dogs roaming around and less-than-friendly neighbors. But hey, at least you can say you went to the beach, right?