Well, well, well, look who stumbled upon a "nice and friendly" beach. How quaint. And would you believe it? It's even "acceptable clean." I mean, who needs pristine white sand and crystal-clear waters when you can settle for just "acceptable clean," right? Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's a lovely spot to catch some rays and take a dip, but let's not go overboard with the compliments, shall we?